thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via justanothercomicgeek)


epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via sniffing)


coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via hotboyproblems)


thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via mandiiimazza)


burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

image

(via officialwhitegirls)


(via gnarly)


tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

(via weirdonaut)


dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

(via weirdonaut)


sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

(via sniffing)


terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

image

(via hotboyproblems)